criminal code part 2

i .always laughed about mosis and natalie getting robbed by theo because what where they going to do go to the hurstville police and say officer officer i've been robbed for $500 worth of ice ha ha.I would often say to nat thats what i called her mate you have to get off the drugs if you want to have a baby,your body is your temple id say you need to get clean and stay clean and stop gambling if you want to keep your man. Shelley used call me the warrior princess and we would spend all day taking the mickey out of people not because we were racists i used to say i hate everyone equally.we used to call brin the brin myster and we make jokes about indian clients because a lot of them use to try to puncture and take of condoms and are arrogant. We would say sorry oh  there is no elephant parking here ding ding ding ,thats why a lot of girls dont want to see them.She would religiously watch the bold and the beautiful and say to me im going to watch the sluts. i got my pyshc file to mount a case shelley was reading it to me because i couldnt read properly anymore there was an entry in from a psychiatrist saying i was delusional because i was doped up to the eye balls on drugs and i ashed on her diary and i thought was an ashtray we rolled round in fits of laughter about it. After the police got there bust i started getting calls and messages saying your dead dog and the police laughted at me,a dog is slang for someone who dobbes on someone else or gives up they call them. A mate of mine who had done some serious time said to me one day no dogs no pedofiles also known as rock spiders no rapists or women bashers everyone else is cool. A jail term is refered to as a lagan ,when a crim walks up to you and stabs you from behind this is called turkish revenge ,in jail they make what they call a shank a knife with a wooden handle with a blade and tape, a dog would get one in the stomack lung wherever and no one would see anything of course.I have a friend one day said to me how did nick ever get past basic trainig the army is suppost to teach you to become a man but he nothig but a sook to and a gallah winge winge winge. A friend of mine said to me one day who is in the know you know crocker gets messages to the outside world through a barber who he's known for years thats visits him from west end,and hesaid to me you what we do with rock spiders stick pvc tubbing up there ass put barb wire inside the tubbing and then rip the pvc tubbing  then rip out the barb wire and we want the rock spiders to suffer i thought to myself ouch do they use ky jelly. someone said to me recently you should be writing lines for the comedy company i said you reckon. The think nick  never got one thing nick i knew more about the army than he thought i did our house was run just like a miltrary camp the one i was taught was respect and honour my father most of the time was a gentleman in public i never heard him swear until i was a teenager he was groomed and cultured he groomed me from early childhood to be polite and charming to dot my i and cross my t's i was a product of what he had made even if i didnt like someone to smile and be polite. His favorite word if he thought someone was a mug he would call them a goose. If nick had my father he would'nt have been so disrespectful and a crybaby he should have rang my father and said your daughters sending me nasty messages and he would have laughted at him. No one knew coffman and i were so tight because i was drug free and he knew he could trust me i never riped anyone off wherever i went he would track me down i never knew how he did that,he would often turn up out of the and take me to lunch or to the beach. One day he turned up when i was at marrickville he sad he was taking me to the beach and we went to the centrel coast, woy woy the entrance somewhere like that he said fuk fuk the dee's behind him and then he said to me throw it out the if it gets any closer so i did and then we stopped at a garage in woy woy i think his bus parked near by in a caravan park a man with a scraggy pony tail jumped in the back seat

 to me fcuk fcuk thats a dee car behind me he handed me a yellow ballon with herion in it and said if they get any closer throw it out the window,i did anyway i wasnt handling his drugs the car passed and had to go back looking for it he told me it was worth 7 thousand dollars he found it of coarse and then we went to a garage and a guy jumped in the back with a scaggy ponytail and the transaction took place he had his bus parked at the a caravan park not far away. coffman was a super paranoid guy we went to the beach after that.Before nick assaulted me i was ok after that when you spoke to me from behind it never registered people used to thik i was being rude but i was'nt and they said the frontal lobe was damaged and stuff would roll off my tongue the filteration was damaged before that i was very polite and well mannered.Graeme would tick up drugs with the dealers and pull me up in the street and say im gong to bash your brother if he does'nt pay me whatever the amount was at the time it was quiet comman for them to tick up and pay on pay day good old john howard who the prime minister at the time.One day i got baled up by a drug dealer i'd never met before and he wanted me to give graeme a message it was always the same message but he had moral fibre for a drug dealer and wouldnt take my money he had principles and wated graeme to face him. I became friendly with smon the cop and i never told him about my dramas he was a great guy he gave graeme $50 when he was working for the charity i bet that went to the dealer,he said to me one day i can tell an honest bloke i never had the heart to set straight or involve him in my troubles he was a gentleman he toke me to the police museum and doyles resturant we often socialise we were just mates the day i was at doyles theo turned up with jody and simon and i had falling out because i wouldnt go to the beach with i should been straight with him and said ther've warn me into the ground im shattered.I never invloved anyone in my dramas that who i am. The only regret i have with simon i never asked him to try on his policemans hat he was a good sport. A friend of mine last year said to me whos is a veternam vet why do you hate the army i resented that i said i dont i have always been treated with respect by them i remember playing outside the sargents mess and they were all sweet to me and treated me like a princess and the army sailing club to,i'd go as far to say i had happy memories there particularly the christmas parties and special events they held. Mr.Bell and were mates thats it i amused him i made him laugh the services is tough life and toughh on the families that is a fact.Someone said to me you do stand up comedy i said ok its a career option.We got zena the princess warrior with her poisened tipped arrow in one corner and nick the gallah in the other ding ding round 2 but this zena come out wearing her battle amour i have the ability to take something serious and make sound funny.Shelly and used to have a 300 dollar dance and now with inflation its 400 on a closing note ching ching.And he also forgot to tell them he stood over me and made me go to liverpool court and withdraw an avo on him thems the breaks he must of got upset when i called him a big nose camel driving jockey you know they do have camel races in outback queensland.He also forgot to tell the police he stood over me and forced me to withdraw the avo on him at liverpol court.on a final note graeme brought a man called ewin pierce to meet my parents he was charming after he left they left my father was walking up the hallway singing oh bruce oh bruce oh bruce.