the criminals code

The crims code, i said to a pyshcologist this how it is its them against us, you dont talk to the police or you become an outcast. the crims serve up their own justice especially in jail i also said to her the rules in NSW  around the sex industry are there no rules its time to rewrite the rule book. its been quite amusing in the bronks for me. barry stewart would score and supply my friends natalie and moses in exchange for drugs. theo also used to supply theo and moses theo ripped them off for $500 dollars worth of ice. theirs no honour among theives. J.O would sell his methodone to kurt. i met graham once when he was at maya's he would only go there when nobody was there graham was giving them coke but i never knew who he was. and one day i went the phone box with them she was off to the passport office that day and she rang graham from the phone box outside the old post office in riverwood. she was in a hurry to get her passport because she already had paid for the ticket. before this J.O maya was already at J.O's.
one day moses gave me his car which he wanted to sell i said id drive it for a while and see if i liked it it was a bomb, i decided not to buy it and i had it parked out infront of my mothers one evening and i believe kurt stole it and dumped it in a street close by. i organise someone my brother knew to buy it trying to help them out because they were strapped for cash and then i was living in brisbane i find arrived in the mail for abandoning this vechile near my mothers the council said someone registed it in my name i certainly didnt. prior to this the guy who brought the car i had lent him $20 dollars cause he was hard up thats gratitude for you. getting back to nick he forgot to tell the nsw police service his adopted nephew was peddeling drugs and his sister was a drug user as well and after our wedding she offered a friend of mine some drugs. from the time i was young i never got involved in their criminal activites and chris never involved me i always chose to walk in a straight line dont get me wrong i knew what the deal was who was who and what was what but that was there business. when i was young sophie and i used to have coffee actually it was vienna coffee and louie used to say cash the cheque good country australia.
i met this crim through a friend he was old school and he said to me ill get your car back and ill break f..ckers spine and i said no mate thats not my style. if i truely wanted revenge i could have had it a long time ago i could have called in some favours from the old days chris was pretty well known around the traps. my favoured message i sent to him which came out of the mouth of a drunken mate nick the elelephant says to liz the camel why are your boobs on your back. liz the camel says thats a good fucking one coming from someone with their cock on their face. a lot of my friends from the old days have a terrible sense of humor.
women think there clever because they can fake orgasams. big deal men can fake a whole fucking relationship, just not one root
big bloke gets pulled over by the cops with a vb label stuck to his forhead cops ask if he has been drinking, he replys no i have given up i am on patches.
three women in one family are prostitutes mum charges $100 dollars for a blow job, daughter $120 for a blow job, grandma just grateful for a warm drink,
a man walked into the guiness book of records to show he had the smallest penis in the world, after being nocked back for the record he walked out angry shouting well who the fuck is nick.
white girl meets black man in disco and takes him home and says tie me to the bed and do what black men do best so he ties her up and fucks off with the ctv and stero.
husband says to wife would you like to have sex, wife says we cant i have a gyno's appointment in the morning. husband says have you got a dentist appointment to.
men in bed reading a book with wife, man moves hand down to tease her pussy you want sex she asked na just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
found a 21 year old girl tied to the railwAy line last night i untied her and had great sex all night hoping for a blow job later if i can find her head.
if the dove is the bird of love, what is the bird of true love, the swallow
post office has issues a nmew stamp with a fanny on it for womens awarness week it is caused a great deal of confusion as men are unsure whicxh side to lick.
message from nokia.due to testing your phone will vibrate for 8 minutes so take this chance to shove it up your arse and enjoy.
nokia making people cum together.
what does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs a clit round the ear and a flap across the face.
the big bad soldier obviously felt intimidated but he wasnt intimidated when he had his penis in my mouth. wink wink nudge nudge say no more.